Girl Friends

I want to skip everything. [ =P ]

Skip school. [ Kinda Lazy ]

At home. [ ^_^ ]

It all was normal. My grandad was lying on the bed resting.

My maid was hard working.

My Indians [ I've rented 2 of my rooms so we can get extra income { $$$ } ].

They we're normal. Seeing indian movies, Musics, Sex & etc etc. [ O_O ]

Then I was chatting with Joelyn, yup we had nonsense. [ Don't tell her I owe donut or I murder you { @#$% you } ]

Talked about the cruelty of Plushies. [ AWESOME ]

[ After several hours of chatting ] Then AGAIN, my Dad & my Maid had a fight.

She broke my dad's phone. [ Awww... no more prank calls ]

Then after all the fight I had a conversation with him. I start it with

" You should have a new wife dad "

" No thanx boy.. "

" But Dad, seriously that B!tch in uncontrolable "

" You mean the maid ? "

" Yes, Superdork "

" Ok Romeo, what do you think I should do ? "

" Well, go to the disco or somthing, but I'm not so sure about that size of tummy "

- Pointing Stomach -

" When you're old you will know how it feels, Superdork "

" Whatever "

" What now son ? "

" Try to hang out with some girls in Starbucks ? "

" You seriously know whats my age right ? "

" Dad, chill out. The world is filled with beautiful babes "

" Son, I want a normal Women, not a SexManiac "

" Are you one ? " [ O_O ]

" Change the Subject or I end this talk "

" Fine, I'll try fine one for you dad "

" Thnx Son "

" You think its a good idea ? "

" Sure, why not ? "

" You think its a Brilliant Idea ? "

" Don't push it "

" Damm you "

" You say something son ? "

" Oh nothing, shall I open the window ? I feel Hot "

Yeahs. He decided not to have a new wife. No defensive line for me. [ T_T ]